February 2012
7 posts
Still up at 5am?
Must have been a good ass night
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
3 posts
Got locked out of the house with a dead phone for 3 hours tonight.
I realized I need to lighten the fuck up.
October 2011
1 post
August 2011
1 post
“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem...”
– ray bradbury. (via dearfox)
May 2011
2 posts
Riding through Connecticut listening to moondance.
This seems just right.
Can’t wait to see my brother.
I'm hot for pizza
All I wanna do is listen to van halen (diamond dave style) and do high kicks.
April 2011
4 posts
death follows me everywhere, filling the cuffs of my jeans with weight, but never deciding to give me the final clutch of her claws
Very early in my life
It was too late
March 2011
1 post
Today
This retarded dude I work with told me I’m a very serious person and then asked me if I like to party.
Later he played the smashmouth song from shrek and told me it was his stepdad’s fave.
Then he asked me again if I like to party.
November 2010
1 post
When does it get easier?
It does, right?
October 2010
1 post
June 2010
1 post
would you fuck me?
cause i’d fuck me
May 2010
5 posts
tonight
i went to the olive garden.
hahahahahahaha
“the most terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is hostile, but that...”
– stanley kubrick
mama told me fuck the world
but i ain’t cum yet
April 2010
5 posts
baked myself a trouble cake
tomorrow i will ice it.
just realized
i’m bachelor frog
March 2010
9 posts
“It’s not my fault, entirely; so many good things to do (and not to do) that I’ve...”
what would an angel say?
the devil wants to know
oh fuck
at least i still have dark chocolate reese’s cups and an unhealthy addiction to online shopping.
these things will forever make me happy.
February 2010
1 post
November 2009
3 posts
“everybody comes to livejournal and we all write about things that are...”
October 2009
3 posts
wine in a soda can
why didn’t i think of it sooner?